PERSONNEL FILE ELF-0712
Department: Containment Unit 7, Art Supplies & Glitter Containment
Clearance level: Glitter
Years of service: 87
| Home address | The North Pole. Containment Court, Bunk 7 (vacuumed hourly; still sparkles). |
|---|---|
| Height | 2 ft 10 in, glittery from the knees down (permanently) |
| Shoe size | Sealed boots, size 5, glitter-rated |
| Usual cocoa order | Cocoa with a lid. Always a lid. |
| Secret talent | Can sweep up a whole barrel of glitter in under a year |
| Hobby | Sharpening crayons to a perfect point, then not using them |
| Known weakness | Grade A glitter, left uncovered |
| Special move | The Lid: covers anything before it can spill |
| Location of the spare glitter | (redacted) |
Official stats
- Speed
- 77 out of 100
- Sparkle
- 95 out of 100
- Cocoa tolerance
- 59 out of 100
- Patience
- 74 out of 100
- Cheer
- 61 out of 100
Notes from Human Resources (Elf Division)
Filed Incident Report C-2 (the Glitter Spill). Sweeping continues. Morale: shimmering.
"Contain the sparkle."