PERSONNEL FILE ELF-0207
Department: The Bounce Committee, Sports & Bouncy
Clearance level: Cocoa
Years of service: 121
| Home address | The North Pole. Gymnasium Row, Bunk 40 (one bunk for each boing). |
|---|---|
| Height | 3 ft 2 in (3 ft 6 in mid-jump) |
| Shoe size | Trainers, size 8, double-knotted, slightly bouncy themselves |
| Usual cocoa order | Cocoa in a sports bottle, shaken (not recommended) |
| Secret talent | Can count 40 boings without looking at the ball |
| Hobby | Blowing his whistle at the exact right moment |
| Known weakness | Silent basketballs, which he refuses to believe have bounced |
| Special move | The Forty-Boing Certification |
| Personal best boing count | (redacted) |
Official stats
- Speed
- 96 out of 100
- Sparkle
- 44 out of 100
- Cocoa tolerance
- 75 out of 100
- Patience
- 35 out of 100
- Cheer
- 94 out of 100
Notes from Human Resources (Elf Division)
Whistle confiscated twice by the Library. Returned twice. Library has asked for a quieter whistle.
"Insufficient boing."