PERSONNEL FILE ELF-0103
Department: Stitch Team 4 ("The Snugglers"), Plush & Stuffing
Clearance level: Ribbon
Years of service: 244
| Home address | The North Pole. Stuffing Street, Bunk 8-A (contains 41 pillows). |
|---|---|
| Height | 2 ft 10 in, plus 2 in of hair bun |
| Shoe size | Soft-soled 5 (squeak-free, by policy) |
| Usual cocoa order | Large cocoa in a mug shaped like a sheep |
| Secret talent | Can tell how huggable a bear is with her eyes closed |
| Hobby | Naming every plush before it leaves. All 61,402 of them. |
| Known weakness | A loose thread she has not personally inspected |
| Special move | The Final Squeeze: one hug, total quality assurance |
| Favourite plush (she says she has no favourites) | (redacted) |
Official stats
- Speed
- 71 out of 100
- Sparkle
- 66 out of 100
- Cocoa tolerance
- 83 out of 100
- Patience
- 92 out of 100
- Cheer
- 88 out of 100
Notes from Human Resources (Elf Division)
Hug-test approval rate: 99.7%. The other 0.3% were re-stuffed and are doing fine.
"Fluff is a feeling."