PERSONNEL FILE ELF-0088
Department: The Sanding Circle, Wooden Toys
Clearance level: Ribbon
Years of service: 287
| Home address | The North Pole. Pine Row, Bunk 3 (he built the bunk; it does not wobble). |
|---|---|
| Height | 3 ft 0 in, sanded smooth |
| Shoe size | Pointy 7, sawdust included at no extra charge |
| Usual cocoa order | Cocoa with a cinnamon stick, which he also uses to point at things |
| Secret talent | Can sand a toy so smooth it feels like a pebble from a river |
| Hobby | Apologizing to wood before cutting it |
| Known weakness | Splinters (other people's; he worries) |
| Special move | The Gentle Again: re-sands anything, kindly |
| Secret varnish recipe | (redacted) |
Official stats
- Speed
- 55 out of 100
- Sparkle
- 40 out of 100
- Cocoa tolerance
- 70 out of 100
- Patience
- 97 out of 100
- Cheer
- 76 out of 100
Notes from Human Resources (Elf Division)
Zero splinters reported in 287 years. One complaint: "too polite to the trees."
"Again, but gentler."