| Home address | The North Pole. Lantern Lane, Bunk 12-C (top bunk, near the window). |
|---|---|
| Height | 2 ft 7 in (2 ft 9 in on tiptoe, which is most of the time) |
| Shoe size | Pointy 3, laces double-knotted by request |
| Usual cocoa order | Small cocoa, extra marshmallows, drunk too quickly |
| Secret talent | Can hide a whole message inside a part number |
| Hobby | Leaving notes. (Officially: "no longer leaving notes.") |
| Known weakness | Cannot keep a happy secret for more than four minutes |
| Special move | The Show-a-Grown-Up: every message ends with "Show a grown-up!" |
| What Pip is building | (redacted) |
Official stats
- Speed
- 64 out of 100
- Sparkle
- 98 out of 100
- Cocoa tolerance
- 41 out of 100
- Patience
- 22 out of 100
- Cheer
- 100 out of 100
Notes from Human Resources (Elf Division)
17 memos received from the Office of Compliance about memos. All filed. All decorated with loops.
"The Big Man is going to love it. Oops."