PERSONNEL FILE ELF-0418
Department: Ribbon Engineering
Clearance level: Ribbon
Years of service: 109
| Home address | The North Pole. Ribbon Reel Road, Bunk 18 (wrapped, but you can still get in). |
|---|---|
| Height | 2 ft 9 in (2 ft 11 in with a bow on top) |
| Shoe size | Pointy 4, each tied with a perfect bow |
| Usual cocoa order | Cocoa with a ribbon tied round the mug handle |
| Secret talent | Can tie a perfect bow with her eyes closed and one hand in a mitten |
| Hobby | Measuring bow loops with a protractor |
| Known weakness | Tape that will not tear in a straight line |
| Special move | The Symmetric Loop: both sides exactly equal |
| Secret knot name | (redacted) |
Official stats
- Speed
- 89 out of 100
- Sparkle
- 78 out of 100
- Cocoa tolerance
- 45 out of 100
- Patience
- 72 out of 100
- Cheer
- 77 out of 100
Notes from Human Resources (Elf Division)
Has tied 211,060 bows this season. One was very slightly uneven. It has been re-tied and forgiven.
"A bow is a promise."