PERSONNEL FILE ELF-0067
Department: The Spine Society, Books & Bindery
Clearance level: Ribbon
Years of service: 219
| Home address | The North Pole. Library Loft, Bunk L-15 (shares a wall with Quill; they read through it). |
|---|---|
| Height | 2 ft 8 in, plus a pencil behind each ear |
| Shoe size | Slippers, size 5 (library rules) |
| Usual cocoa order | Cocoa in a mug that says SHHH |
| Secret talent | Can spot a missing comma from the other end of the library |
| Hobby | Correcting the spelling on other people's shopping lists, kindly |
| Known weakness | The word "alot" |
| Special move | The Red Pencil (used gently) |
| Number of commas added this year | (redacted) |
Official stats
- Speed
- 52 out of 100
- Sparkle
- 43 out of 100
- Cocoa tolerance
- 60 out of 100
- Patience
- 96 out of 100
- Cheer
- 58 out of 100
Notes from Human Resources (Elf Division)
Corrected her own personnel file twice. This version is approved. Probably.
"Every word in its proper place, please."