PERSONNEL FILE ELF-0880
Department: The Sanding Circle, Wooden Toys
Clearance level: Cocoa
Years of service: 72
| Home address | The North Pole. Pine Row, Bunk 9 (smells of pine; she is not complaining). |
|---|---|
| Height | 2 ft 10 in |
| Shoe size | Pointy 5, sanded at the toes |
| Usual cocoa order | Cocoa with orange peel, "for the wood" |
| Secret talent | Whistles the train whistles until they sound polite |
| Hobby | Teaching wooden trains to say "excuse me" |
| Known weakness | Rushing, which she has never once done |
| Special move | The Polite Whistle |
| Shoe polish brand | (redacted) |
Official stats
- Speed
- 47 out of 100
- Sparkle
- 50 out of 100
- Cocoa tolerance
- 64 out of 100
- Patience
- 93 out of 100
- Cheer
- 85 out of 100
Notes from Human Resources (Elf Division)
Has apologized to 9,412 pieces of wood. None have complained.
"Smooth enough is not smooth enough."